Laura. Junior. Texas.

Mulher - Projota (via faz-sonhar)

She didn’t even call her dad
Let him talking alone
Went out to unwind
Find a way out for her problems
She took a long trip when she decided to see me
Came to my house with tears in her face
I almost taste it
When I remember of her like that
Held me tight
In a hopeless action
Reciprocal missing, she gave herself to me

And said she’s not ok
Made my eyes shine saying that is fucking hard at home
And the problems are too much
She could just give up
Without knowing what she’s thinking or doing
And i said: so my love
You know I’ve always wanted you
I’m glad you came to me
If you wanna talk, feel free to do it
But I miss you so much
I’m not even gonna let you talk

Girl, you know what ill tell you
Your problems we have to work it out
But we can do it tomorrow
Cause tonight Im gonna make you a woman

She get up before me
Put her make up on just to make me happy
Girl, the fortune of my life
is seeing my girl is pretty when we go to sleep
And even when we wake up
She has lots of qualities and flaws
And every way of her is an emotion
Every girl causes an effect
That hides that her perfect body
Is just an invitation for what she has in her heart

If i take long, wait for me
If I make you wait, push me
If I give you myself, accept me
If I say no, beat me
If I whisper, hear me
If I shake, hold me
If I falter, understand me
If I doubt you, promise me
If I’m only yours, have me
If I’m not, drop me
If I fool you, find out
If I cheat, catch me
If I deserve, hit me
If I show, see me
If i laugh at you, hate me
But if I’m good, kiss me
If you’re ok, so am I
If you’re not, neither am I
I’m not ok, I’m not
I ask: what’s up?
You say you are ok
But I know you’re not
You’re feeling blue, sweetheart
Let me make you feel right
If I love you, feel me
If I touch you, grab me
If I look at you, smile
If I lose you, come get me
If I ask you, give me
If we fight, for what?
If I cry, make me smile
But if I smile, you’re the reason, woman…


Being a jealous girlfriend sucks when you’re not up for letting everyone know just how jealous you can be.

An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to his Class on the problem Science has with God. He asked one of his new Christian students to stand.

Professor:You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
Student:Yes, sir.
Professor:So, you believe in God?
Student:Absolutely, sir.
Professor:Is God good?
Professor:My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is God good, then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor:You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?
Professor:Is Satan good?
Professor:Where does Satan come from?
Student:From.. God.
Professor:That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Professor:Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Professor:So who created evil?
(Student didn’t answer)
Professor:Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student:Yes, sir.
Professor:So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor:Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son.. have you ever seen God?
Student:No, sir.
Professor:Tell us if you have ever heard your God.
Student:No, sir.
Professor:Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter?
Student:No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor:Yet you still believe in Him?
Professor:According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student:Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor:Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student:Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Student:And is there such a thing as Cold?
Student:No, sir, there isn’t.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student:Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was a pon-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student:What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor:Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student:You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light… But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called Darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, You would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor:So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student:Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor:Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student:Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor:If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes of course, I do.
Student:Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)
Student:Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The class was in uproar)
Student:Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter)
Student:Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? .. No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)
Professor:I guess you’ll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student:That is it, sir.. exactly! The link between man and God is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving!
The student's name was Albert Einstein. Brilliant.